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The Billboard Song by Homer & Jethro - Guitar Chords
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Version 1
[Verse 1]
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When I was walking down the street, a billboard caught my eye
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The advertisement written there would make you laugh and cry
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The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
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And as I gazed upon it, well, this is what I saw.
[Verse 2]
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Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes. Drink Wrigley's Spearmint beer
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Ken-L-Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear
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Chew chocolate-covered mothballs -- they're sure to satisfy
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Brush your teeth with Lifebuoy soap and watch the suds go by
[Verse 3]
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When I recovered from the shock, I went along my way
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I'd gone no further than a block, when there to my dismay
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Another billboard caught my eye, just like the one before
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As I gazed upon it, well, this is what I sawr:
[Verse 4]
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Take your next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire
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Learn to play piano in your winter underwear
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Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
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Texacos the beauty cream used by all the stars!
[Verse 5]
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Doctors say that babies shouldn't smoke 'til they are three
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People over 35, take baths in Lipton Tea
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Oh, you can make the country a better place today --
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Just buy a copy of this song and throw it far away!
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